ITS DONE YAAAAAA | mells's Blog

OK fans heres the moment you have all been waiting for (well one or two of you) my book is now ready this means you can go to your local book store and order it if your actually interested (and i know your probably not but---) the publisher is i universe the book is called and you thought your girlfriend was nuts by mellisa jane michalls. i just want to say to anyone who does buy it a big thank you and i hope you like the book, please give it a chance its funny, sad and maybe open your eyes a bit to our life style.  oh my god i cant believe this its actually happened, iam so exited i just wet my panties (and i mean for real). blonde girl exits stage owls hooting, wind whistling through empty building compleate silence from crowd nothing not a sausage, blonde girl lets loud fart go and gives finger to solitery person standing off stage, who is only the janitor so he doesnt count. (errrr what the f-- am i saying here, iam losing it)