mells's Blog

WELLLLLLL i couldnt think of any good titles so-----.  so whats new in mellisas world? not much actually, have done some awsome poops in my panties big thick logs for some reason and very smelly.  Not sure if you have heard of sarah silverman the jewish comedian, shes on comedy central, anyway she put a painting in an auction something to do with a school in hollywood, well we put a bid on line and actually got it, its really cool she sighned it personally guess what she wrote on the back? keep on pooping love sarah silverman straight up no shit, we both thought it was so appropriate for us. ummmm what else??? OHHHHH got a really ignorant email from a disgruntled reader, first of all he/she (were not sure who) told me to stop writing stupid made up stories just take your dumb lesbian crap stories else where it said, likeWOW ISSUES OR WHAT? now iam sorry if someone doesnt like my stories and fair enough hey not everyone has to like them and i dont expect them to, but geessssss chill out, not every story i write can be a classic i have my bad moments as well.  (none actually come to mind but hey---) ANYWAYYYYYYYY moving right along, OOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH tia and i was at the mall a few days ago standing behind this cute 20 something girl in a store waiting to pay for a pair of jeans she suddenly farted i mean it was a long crackly one if you know what i mean and yes it smelt real bad, we both burst out laughing (cos thats the kind of girls we are he he) she turned around and gave us such a dirty look, OH LIKE YOUR MAD AT US FOR LAUGHING? hey your the one who let rip. ummmm what else? ahhhh yeah some people have been asking us to post our photos on E.P tia and i have thought long and hard about this, a couple of years ago a so called friend took some photos of us while we were drunk some very embarrasing shots were taken, well he posted them on the internet, it was not a happy time for us believe me especially when people found out we were a lesbian couple, so in spite of the fact yes we would like to do this, we both feel that for safety (ours mostly) we can not do it at this time, really sorry nothing personal.

Well its been a while since i posted a new blog, and iam sure all my fans have been wondering whats new in mellisas world (well the one fan i have anyway) ok first of all emails----- got a good one the other day iam now being accused of really being a guy and a drama queen OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEESE ME a drama queen!!!!!!!!, tias still laughing about this one.  ok what else? AAHHHH my book (groans from said fan) sales have been slow but not unexpected thats normal for an authours first book, but i live in hope. Still panty pooping and peeing some accidently some deliberat. And now hang onto your knickers Tia and i have been talking for some time about this, we may be moving to england in the next year or so nothing definate and not 100% certain but were looking into it, so any one from england whos reading this let us know how it is over there, were thinking moving down near cornwall devon approx. I will still be posting stories of course if we do move. OHHHH yeah back to emails (yes i jump around i know) had a couple of comments about my little anecdotes at the end of some of my stories you know where i say blonde girl awaits cheering etc etc, well it seems its been anoying some people i have been told to stop doing it------ blonde girl stops to think about it decideds no.  (blonde girl awaits applause, much cheering and gay banter nothing-----not a sausage as allways, blonde girl exits stage holding skirt up to her chest showing purple satin thong------janitor chokes on his beer and collapses on stage.)

Well another christmas has come and gone fortyfive people showed up this year, bringing hams, platters booze etc etc were not eating ever again. My book is now available through amazon or it can be ordered through the local bookstore. To date ive been pretty good re not pooping in my pants having said that a couple of days ago i did have a lapse he he i will be posting that story soon. ok thats enough for now.

Well it looks like another busy christmas, to date 35 transgender/crossdressers/ and fact similar are coming for our annual xmas dinner day. This is something that has got bigger and bigger every year, where do we draw the line? ------ hard to say we hate to turn anybody away, being by your self at xmas sucks right? but somehow every thing gets done, everybody brings something and helps out with clean up etc. I remember a couple of years ago we had bought a huge turky, no problem right? yeah well two other "girls" bought a turky as well (it was cooked just had to be warmed up) we all laughed but realized that maybe communication may help a bit here lol (i mean eating three turkys like how much turky can a girl eat?) and what with mash potatoes vegis and gravy etc not to mention christmas pud with rum or brandy sauce then shortbread cookies plus cheese and pickle trays, tia and i dont eat for a week afterwards i swear i gain fifty pounds. For thoes of you who are reading this and have no idear what iam blabbing about every year we have christmas for our gay friends be they lesbian, or crossdressers/transgender, these are people that there parents/familys do not want them because of there lifestyle as i said being alone at christmas sucks so tia and i started this a few years ago.

Ijust recieved two copys of my book a soft cover and a hard cover, this is for me to review to make any finale changes etc etc, there are a few errors and typos but on the whole it looks pretty good, once ive reviewed it i have to let them know and then i guess the publicity part kicks in (this is more complicated than i ever imagined) but basicly its ready for anyone who wants it, if you get a copy enjoy it, you will laugh (i hope) you may cry at some of the things i went through some good some bad, basicly though you will get to know the real me and tia, you may change your opinion of us/me after you have finished it, as a foot note the stories you have read recently on this board may or may not sound familiar i have changed some of the story lines and some of them just never made it into the book for one reason or another (they might in book 2 groan from blonde girl) anyway like i say if you get it give it a chance its not all gloom trust me there are some hot moments in it page 21 i think (no just kidding i have no idear what pages the hot parts are on lol) anyway thats enough of me rambling on here, its my bed time and tias looking hot right now so-----.

OK fans heres the moment you have all been waiting for (well one or two of you) my book is now ready this means you can go to your local book store and order it if your actually interested (and i know your probably not but---) the publisher is i universe the book is called and you thought your girlfriend was nuts by mellisa jane michalls. i just want to say to anyone who does buy it a big thank you and i hope you like the book, please give it a chance its funny, sad and maybe open your eyes a bit to our life style.  oh my god i cant believe this its actually happened, iam so exited i just wet my panties (and i mean for real). blonde girl exits stage owls hooting, wind whistling through empty building compleate silence from crowd nothing not a sausage, blonde girl lets loud fart go and gives finger to solitery person standing off stage, who is only the janitor so he doesnt count. (errrr what the f-- am i saying here, iam losing it)

Hi people and friends at e.p iam soooo exited right now, tias getting drunk on wine and whooping and hollering shes getting quite out of control (she may wet her pants yet lol) she wants to make love to me, hug me kiss me, its all very embarrasing really, (yes iam sure i spelt that wrong i know) whats it all about? i think shes more exited than iam about my book getting published, i mean iam laughing iam crying iam fucking going insane my minds a whirl right now, you see after being told all my life iam no good i will never amount to anything, well i proved every one wrong my teachers, my parents, even certain friends who will remain annoymous, but tia believed in me, she allways said i could do it, and i know some of you on e.p believed in me and i want to thank you all for that. NOW GO OUT AND BUY THE F--ING BOOK  NO JUST KIDDING seriously thank you all for your support and kind words in the past few weeks/months.

Last night i had high hopes my parents were going to finally accept tia into the family (so to speak) after some heated discussion allmost coming to blows my parents stormed out of our house, leaving me in tears tia just fuming ready to kill. I think we both now realize its never going to happen (my parents accepting her) not that its really a suprise, tonight tia tryed talking to her parents about accepting me, i think she would have had more success getting world peace. ( blonde girl gives looooooonnnnnngggggsigh) well there you go folks the saga continues.

Hi everyone, tia and i was discussing a few things last night this,that and the other, one of the things tia asked me was---whats my biggest fear, right away i said running out of beer but then i said seriously and thoughtfull being hooked up to a machine in hospital and not knowing you or reconising you, i actually started crying at the thought (of course this got tia crying) after calming down and hugging/kissing each other i asked her the same question after some thought she said more or less the same thing. We go around thumbing our noses at people who dont like our life style, yet in the grand scheme of things does it really matter? we both love each other so much we harm no one else were not telling anyone hey you have to be lesbian just leave us alone, in turn we wont harm/ridicule you.  TIA Hi this is tia, most of you probably dont know me but iam allways in the background as mells types her smart arse remarks an spits poison to people (ouch!!! she just slapped me across the head) seriously all joking aside we are a team, a very tight close knit team we look out for each other anyone touches us look out, we will fight back and hard. ok honey back to you i need to get a glass of wine.  yeah ok wino er i mean tia sweety honey (blonde girl coughing spluttering)  so what the hell are we going on about? well i did say at the start some musings/ramblings didnt i, this is just another side to us for you to see. re my book (i hear groans) its just about done, (i bloody hope) iam nervous,exited,anxious, will it be a success or a flop----- my grade something teacher said to me mellisa allways believe in your self (mind you she was drunk at the time but---) and so i have to believe in my self i have to believe yes its going to be a success . And so i guess on that note i should close these ramblings (great cheering from audiance, much clapping and yelling-------- actually nothing, not a sausage as allways, blonde girl exits stage owls hooting wind whistling through empty building, blonde girl lifts up short dress showing white cotten panties giggles and runs away)

Hi everyone just a quick update on whats new, first were back from vacation (a big yuck) second back to work monday (even bigger yuck) third the book is now in its finale stages i was sent a copy to proof read it all seems good so now were just waiting for them to start the printing etc, for the paperback version they say it will cost approx $16.95 u.s and for the hard cover approx $27.00 u.s now bare in mind book stores may add charges like taxes and anything else they feel they can get away with, iam assuming (and i could be wrong on this) that if you want a copy you will have to order it through your book store , the stores will only carry it if enough people start asking for it. (so iam getting thousands of people to go into book stores to ask for it----no just kidding) i will let you all know when its actually ready.  errr what else oh iam back to pooping in my pants, not as much as before though. Allmost hit a bear while driving out to vancouver, it just walked right in front of our car stopped and looked at us, luckily i had seen it come out of the bushes and had time to slow down (stupid bear) but we had fun, we checked into a fancy hotel private hot tub in our room we spent the first day lounging around in it naked and ordering room service, tia would get the door in her robe the guy who bought us our food and drinks allmost cum in his pants i think, i was still in the hot tub and just sank lower so he couldnt see my perky little breasts he he, (ok its funny when your there trust me) ok thats it for now happy sunday everyone or what ever day it is in your part of the world.

Got an email from publisher this morning there doing a copy of the book a sort of pre print one, i review it make any changes etc then it gos into print for real, oh my god iam so nervous but exited at the same time. The forest fires are now under control, we got one hell of a dump of rain here a few nights ago so that helped big time. I have mixed emotions about my decision to give up panty pooping, but i think it will be for the best, i need to put on more weight my doctor says iam losing too much weight i weigh 122 lbs now a month ago i was 125 lbs, the doctor knows about my anorexia shes now treating me for it. so i need to ask this, and please dont panic or feel your commited to this ok, but who would be interested in buying a copy of my book? i guess what i mean is who will go to the store and actually buy a copy? like i say dont feel commited to this, iam just curious and i certainly would not hold it against you, at this point i dont know what the book will cost it seems its going to be in paperback version but hard copys can be done. anyway thats all from me for now. keep smiling

The book has now been viewed by the editors , i have mixed feelings about some of there comments, regardless i have high hopes they will publish it. re forest fires, one is moving closer tia and i stand on our deck watching the red glow from the flames at night wondering if the evacuation alert will be tonight, or the next day maybe never, the sky is smokey, this gives the sun a bright red colour. My pants pooping fun has been curtailed for now---just in case we have to get the hell out, (my luck i will have a full load in my pants when the order comes through to evacuate) regardless iam working on some more stories for you guys ranging from reacent poopings to when i was a teen ( yes i was a teenager once-- last week i think lol) allso iam going to be posting some stories re my plastic pants and diapers, and some wetting ones, so there will be something for every one.

Yes its done, what is i hear you all screaming???( owls hooting wind blowing through building nothing not a sausage) ok for the odd person who is still reading this, my book is now compleate, its been emailed to the publisher, and now all i can do is wait while the editors wet there pants laughing and throwing it in the rejection bin. Seriously, it was a lot of work, not sure if i could do it again (had a lot of help from molsons beer etc he he) so fingers and toes crossed .

what do you see when you look deep into the eyes of a true blonde?------------------ the back of her head HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh iam so funny HEYYYYYYYYYY thats not funny iam blonde. ok i got that out of my system. books coming along fine nearly done. where we live we are having a lot of forest fires right now, its really hard to breath because of all the smoke etc.   re some comments made by a jerk re me and my stories, basicly he accused me of being a guy and making all my stories up------ well sorry to disapoint the a--hole but iam female (i get reminded every month lol --- OUCH TO MUCH INFO) all my stories are 100% true, granted i spice them up a bit, add some humour, i mean if i just wrote    i crapped my pants today it felt good---- well its not much of a story is it and besides i like to build up to it, you know reach climax(no not that kind of climax i mean--- oh wait though---).  anyhooooooooo, having said all that, iam hoping pretty soon to be back writing stories for you al in the near future.

Iam not sure where i read this but it makes you think.  SO YOU THINK YOU HAVE NOT BEEN DISCRIMINATED AGAINST.   A guy wears a dress hes ridiculed, teased, a woman wears mens clothing  its high fashion.  A man poops /wets himself accidently, every one laughs teases etc  a woman does it and its "oh she must have a cold or something".  A man wears panties hes ridiculed  a woman wears mens underpants its high fashion. A man accidently gos into a womans washroom (now iam talking genuine mistake here) hes charged  a woman gos into a mens washroom (again a genuine mistake) every one just laughs. There was a lot more but i just cant remember them, like i said though it makes you think.

I got an interesting email from someone the other day, he asked me do i ever use the toilet and do i even know what its meant for?  the email went on do i only go in my pants and is that why i wear diapers. Well after tia and i stopped laughing i got to thinking ok may be  a lot of people think that, and so i will dispell some of the myths. First of all yes i do know what a toilet is (you wash in it right? no just kidding) i dont allways go in my pants, in spite of how it may seem when i post my stories. For the most part i do use the toilet (our laundry bill would skyrocket if i never) re the diapers as you know i have a weak bladder, even then i really do try to hold it and try to get to a toilet, but i admit iam not allways lucky in that department. Another email said she thought i was a cheeky cow when i replyed to posts she called me a smart ass cow, ahhhh now here i admit i may come across that way, in reality iam very shy actually but i do have a weird sence of humour sort of dry and sarcastic, i can see the funny side to most things. But i do have a serious side to me as well i hate reading about people abusing animals and children (since i was abused as a child i know what its like) my views on politics may not be perfect, i think all politicions are crooks anyway, my views on religion is a privit thing, i dont discuss them public. one last email i will tell you about, a guy wrote and accused me of being anorexit (spelling) both tia and i wondered about this one, hes never even seen me, yes iam thin i weigh maybe 123lbs if that, but i eat good my ribs are not sticking out of me i dont throw up after eating (unless its something that did not agree with me of course) i have allways been skinny i never gain weight. i admit when i was in my teens i had a problem for a while with laxatives i wont deny it i ate them like candy, but iam over that now have not had a laxative in years. so there you are hopefully this has explained a few misconceptions about me.

OK mouth full of chocolate,chocolate drool running down my mouth dripping onto my white T shirt (can you imagine it???) seriously its not that bad, but i do have a nearly finished easter egg.  Ok hoped every one had a fantastic "wet and poopy" easter i did, went to the mall with a friend she actually wanted me to wet my jeans in public, staged a public accident at the ladys washroom pretended i couldnt hold it any more (actually it wasnt really pretending) got home, my g.f (Tia) just shook her head. On another note and speaking of my darling sweety tia GUESS WHAT??? at work she farted and done a wet one in her panties, so what i hear you scream who cares etc etc, well if you knew tia you would know it just never happens to her, she was mortified it was my turn to laugh and roll my eyes and say "you nut" (its her fave expression when i do something in my pants) ok thats enough back to some serious chocolate eating byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.